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Greetings earthlings... [Feb. 15th, 2005|10:46 am]
Sam
[mood |crappycrappy]
[music |Pony- Kasey Chambers]

...it is kind of disturbing to find out how many people worship Shaun Micallef. (If so, why did nobody watch Micallef Tonight?) Anyway, I guess it is all good.

I have lost 2 name badges this week. The scary thing was that when I lost the last one, one of my colleagues opened a drawer and pulled out another 2 with my name on it. Hmmm. A good idea, but probably not a good investment.*

I finally downloaded MSN messenger for home. So if you want to message me, buy Prozac it's on my details. I think. If I did it right.



(*as everyone hates the manager including me)
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Technology. So good, yet so dumb. [Feb. 3rd, 2005|11:01 am]
Sam
[mood |pissed offpissed off]
[music |Guys singing 94.5 songs- eww!]

I've been sitting here trying to email the newspaper. Only the email in the paper is wrong and their website doesn't list an alternative. If this next one fails, I will just email it to the editor. Because I just want my picture in the paper. (Even though I was on the cover on The Australian last year- nobody reads that. Not even me. My friend had to ring and tell me. The only thing they got wrong was that I liked Mark Latham. Well I don't.)

But I digress. There are men with no teeth digging up my driveway currently. I am not going to feed them because I heard them say something very rude about my dad. (Even though they came to the door and told me how good my cookie smelled. Actually, they were chocolate sultana Kahlua muffins.) I know it's petty but I think they should be at least semi polite on the job. (And realise that one car parked out the front usually means someone's home.)

Hmmm, I think my email sent. Thank goodness!
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Caulisnack [Feb. 2nd, 2005|09:30 am]
Sam
[mood |amusedamused]
[music |Believe- Kylie Minogue]

Someone has being eating my kiwifruit chocolates. I am not amused. Seeing as I lugged them from Dunedin to Perth. (I went to the Cadbury factory- so delicious!- and saw one tonne of chocolate being poured, and about 0.005g of that landed on my arms. Yummy.) You cannot buy these at the Kiwi Shop and you cannot get them posted to Australia. Annoyed.

Either that, or avoiding continuing education online. (You see, this how you write off a computer and internet on tax.) I'm studying Healthy Eating at the moment, which I don't think is going too good because I'm eating kiwifruit chocolates while I do it.

Last night I was motivated to walk up the video shop to see if they had a) The Flying Doctors on DVD b) Wimbledon (saw it on the plane, but already want to see it again and I don't even like tennis) c) LOTR or d) anything. Sadly I got involved playing FlyingDoctorSims for 2 hours. So I watched The Incompleat Shaun Micallef which is one of the most excellent DVDs ever made in the history of DVDs in the world. (Get it?!)

I LOVE ROGER EXPLOSION. When will someone have a fancy dress party so I can go as him or Dr Miracle?
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I've forgotten how to use this thing... [Feb. 1st, 2005|03:16 pm]
Sam
I also forgot. I went to New Zealand and then I came back. Found out I had a thing for coach captains (note: not bus drivers). It is SO beautiful. Currently saving for Europe.

Also work less hours nowadays. Am currently pretending to learn nutrition online. Am really hogging the phone line so my parents will buy broadband (or me a house.) Father has retired. Driving me insane trying to secretly find my copy of The Flying Doctors (yes, you read correctly) without him asking too much. (I prefer to keep my looniness confined). Also suspect him of hiding Kylie record (yes, record- one with I Should Be So Lucky). So bought CD and DVD instead.

Must stop writing in Bridget Jones style now and attempt to do something. Like play Sims (University pack March 1st)!

P.S. Saw a mosher. They didn't know it was me, but I have the advantage of knowing names in my job. So happy about that!!
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Weird... [Feb. 1st, 2005|03:11 pm]
Sam
Just came upon this page through about a million links...how odd because I have news:

I have fabulous seats to Kylie Minogue.




(And I did not poach my entire staff to work on getting my tickets. Really.)


Hiya all *mega squishy hugs*
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Thought I should really do a proper update too... [Sep. 17th, 2004|12:24 pm]
Sam
[mood |crazycrazy]

This is about me.

I am home sick today. I have tomorrow legally sick too, only because my boss is a dick I am such a nice person I am going to work tomorrow. (He thinks I am faking it, but you can't fake a 38C fever and delusional hallucinations eg. thinking you are driving to Queensland while going down Albany Hwy. Unless of course, your name begins with B and you stuff around with pseudoephedrine and other stimulants- but I digress.)

So today I:
- slept until 9am
- played Sims 2 for 3 hours
- ate jelly babies (the ones that come from the company that say they are Australian, but they're not)

I love the Sims 2. I love The Whitlams DVD. Seriously, just when I thought I was unpossessed...

I found some old poetry the other day when unpacking. Very intriguing- from my Miss Pineapple days (if anyone remembers ITW etc) entitled 'Why Cabbages are not Like Strawberries'-now if that didn't come from a delusional hallucination I don't know what did. Those days were very funny.

I could sprout some crap of what happened in The Bill, but I can't remember what happened. I know Phil or Smithy weren't in it. And Cameron had a haircut. Really, what else needs to be said?

(I had a dream last night I went to buy Darren Hayes' album- very scary.)
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The Sims 2- my so called life... [Sep. 17th, 2004|12:12 pm]
Sam
Less than 24 hours into the Sims 2…the sick and twisted story lines return.

The Me Sim is married to Tim Sim, with a son, Pinky. Pinky is a grade A+ student and scarily likes to clean the bathroom (even though his favourite pastime as a toddler was to drink toilet water). The Tim Sim is very sloppy and likes shagging and playing with remote control cars. Me Sim is all set for a high profile career in politics, when I catch Tim flirting with Debbie McAllister. Tim gets a spanking, Debbie stands there smirking and I cry my eyes out. Hence some heavy sucking up must occur for me to be able to share to same bed with Tim. This also ends up with Me Sim pregnant, running around throwing up all the time. Meanwhile we’ve accumulated a nanny we can’t get rid of, and Tim takes late night jaunts to the rec centre to chat up the attendants. Debbie keeps calling and Pinky can’t get into private school. As I’m about to take a shower, out pops not one, but two baby boys. (Yes, and we don’t have enough money for two cribs. Also I get an extra three days off work.) Their names…? Stevie and Andy.

How sad and twisted (or someone else’s fault for releasing a DVD this week).
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New icon! [Aug. 23rd, 2004|03:29 pm]
Sam
[mood |sillysilly]

Taken from count_nickula with many thanks.

Bill survey gacked from someoneCollapse )
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Hello. [Aug. 23rd, 2004|03:10 pm]
Sam
[mood |crazycrazy]

I prromise to be a better journal writer. Honest, guv.

Been watching The Bill repeats lately (in middle of job change at present) and have gone on a silly whim to:
a) completely adulterate these pages to make myself look stupid
b) find 'The Ultimate Saga of Tom Chandler'which is on the other computer, which is missing cords, which may be in old house etc.

Nothing more interesting to report except that:
a) I have a new house (big & cold)
b) I have a severe addiction to Stila, Tom Chandler and The Dream in Athens
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Hello. How are you? [May. 11th, 2004|01:19 pm]
Sam
[mood |coughing]

I now have red hair. Like real red hair, not the $1.99 from Target dye red hair.

2 points:
1. Guess who is now co-manager of the shop? (Like in a mega shopping centre) *points to self*

2. Melbournians: Watch out. The Western Demon is coming in 24 days to drink all your Starbucks, watch all your footy and act crazy on your trams.
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